How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
Season 3 of How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse has begun! Yes, the Team at the School of Survival is back with even more amazing and little known facts about how to triumph when the inevitable undead rise. Released Every Monday - we also have another very special treat! Due to popular demand we will be uploading the episodes from season one in order every Thursday as well, so that's double the dose of survival joy in one week. We will save your life. Brain Destruction Is Guaranteed.... Don't Stop Be Living.
 

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Shakespearian Characters and murder mysteries elbow their way into this weeks discussion regarding who would be the best fictional or non-fictional well known person to have with you in a zombie apocalypse. Is it Kate Bush? Tom Cruise? Angela Lansbury? Or Someone Else? And just how is Pluto coping with being declassified and why didn't Miss Marple solve the murder of Julius Ceasar?

Direct download: pod8rerelease.mp3
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a swamp monster, a werewolf, a mummy and a mechanical digger make an appearance in this week's less than conventional holiday destination from around the world and in the discussion we talk of killing the elderly, whether we should back Bernard Cribbens or Sylvester McCoy as the next James Bond, who Judy should take to the Royal wedding, the special abilities of Jamie Bell and how sending us all your money will make you happy beyond your wildest dreams (especially if a loved one falls out of a window or you are freezing to death)

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Dealing with the bitten is dealt with in this early simulation that is expertly performed by Donald and Judy (quite how they didn't get nominated for some sort of award due to their acting ability is beyond me) as well as how the apocalypse could actually be looked upon os some sort of twisted utopia and when the best time to come out of the closet to friends might be... if you were so inclined.

Direct download: pod7rerelease.mp3
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Not a very long episode, but an important one all the same as Donald calms the waters between the School of Survival and China so that we may live in peace and harmony forever more. Much like the lion and the lamb or ebony and ivory.

Direct download: pod6rerelease.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:54 PM

Ogres, Sprites and Wood Nymphs ; Sight, Sound and Senses are all discussed by the team this week as they explain just how a zombies eyes adapt to different spectrums (lights, that is, and not ZX) and also decide which would be the best magical horse to chose as your steed during the apocalypse. That, plus a trip on a bi-plane to a desolate Island for Survival Tips from Around the World makes for a very informative weeks worth of facts.

Direct download: 3-7Pod46.mp3
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In an astonishing piece of unintentional synchronicity here's the rerelease of season 1 - episode 5 which covers exercise, sport and The Olympics. Donald's issues with the Chinese come to a head and we discover just how much a child's tricycle weighs and how this would impact your training in a zombie apocalypse. First Released Jan 2010

Direct download: pod5rerelease.mp3
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Ashton Kutcher, Immortality, Olympics, Exercise, United Nations and lots of other words that begin with vowels are covered by your survival experts in this weeks zombie training podcast. Also included are the team attempting to be distinctly average, the joys of Car Boots and a resilience test on a caravan. We really do cover everything you need to know in order to be prepared. 

Direct download: 3-6Pod45.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:51 PM

Kennels, Arks, Italian Food and Apes are all part of this weeks intrepid conversation into the unknown as our team answer listeners questions about forms of weapons and the help of Egyptian Mummies. And in a star studded podcast, Julie Walters, Richard Gere, Anneka Rice, Brendan Fraser and Michael Caine also get a mention and the team travel to one of the most desolate places imaginable in order to help you with your survival tips from....well......out of this world.

Direct download: 3-5Pod44.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:35 PM

Modes of transport are the topic of conversation in this rerelease of season 1, episode 4. You'll find out why the School of Survival reveres the Giraffe so much, what Donald did to annoy the Chinese and why a small Russian lady would be of no use whatsoever in the apocalypse (unless she had Ferrero Roche) First released Jan 2010

Direct download: pod4rerelease.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:59 AM

Zombie Survival gifts for mother, Wacky waving tube men, electrical implements and Matt Damon's eternal youth all come under the microscope from the team in this week's informative episode. Plus a rather harrowing tale of a young boy, some plans for our trip to Hollywood and Judy's get fit tips all make an appearance as well as a trip over to Europe for our Survival from around the world segment.

Direct download: 3-4pod43.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:56 PM